yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
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HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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