an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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