drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I will be naked everywhere
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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