do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
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