stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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