you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
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