Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
North Korea, Best Korea!
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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