Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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