I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
