When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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