a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
Randomize
