I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
what is it with giant penises always finding me
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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