Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Randomize
