my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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