We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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