I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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