i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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