Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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