People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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