fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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