just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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