what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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