I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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