Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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