Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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