I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
this is an emotional support booty call
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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