Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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