Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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