as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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