I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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