: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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