On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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