At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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