walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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