Who did Billy Mays play for?
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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