i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
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