My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Your cock deserves a montage
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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