Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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