u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
The Olympian is in my bed
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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