normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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