toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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