do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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