yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
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Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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