You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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