White coat. Heels.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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