You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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