the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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