like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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