i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
