normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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