Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Randomize
